I know some of you have made this type of list before, I just have to flippin’ vent, so here it goes……
1. Wake up to The Babe playing in my nose holes, yes I know they are called nostrils.
2. Go get The Big Guy up, he fell asleep on the couch after letting […]

An update on The Babe’s pee pee problems:
One pee pee accident in the middle of the foyer.
One pee pee accident standing in front of the toilet.
One “wet fart” while watching Wonder Pets in the family room.
It is ten A.M.
She is now wearing a pull-up. Damn skippy.

Please, I beg you, do not judge me!!! I am coming out. I have someone come in and clean my house once a month. I just can’t keep up with it all. It is just too flippin’ much. The Big Guy decided that we should go ahead with […]

Ok, I am trying to stay calm. I think The Babe has totally regressed on the potty situation. Well, not totally, but enough for me to grow concerned. How many accidents can we possibly have in three days? Better yet, how many accidents can we have till mommy gets a […]

Courtesy of Hsien-Hsien Lei’s blog Cotten-Pickin’ Days and blaugh.com…

Sunday morning. Eight A.M.
Waiting for the snow to start.
The Big Guy is snoring.
I take The Tribe to my parents for breakfast.
Sunday afternoon. One thirty P.M.
The snow has started.
The Big Guy and mommy sitting in family room.
Cable television cutting in and out.
The Tribe playing in living room.
The Big Guy: I am going to take […]

Last summer my mother in law made cloth “paper dolls” in carrying cases for each member of The Tribe. Every doll had a few separate pieces of clothing and accessories with them. They were great! She even made a boy model and sent it to my nephew out west. The kids […]

Purchased: A twelve pack of new socks.
Date: Exactly two weeks ago.
Missing: Seven socks.
Wanted: The damn dryer!
What in the flippin’ world happens to socks once they enter the clothes dryer? Seriously speaking, where do they go?
Every single ding dang load of laundry I do, there is at least one sock MIA. […]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, “Bartender, got any specials
today?” Bartender answers, “Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink,
invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It’s a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon
Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.” The guy asks, “Good grief, what do you call that?”
The bartender replied, […]

Thursday, oh beautiful Thursday. The one day a week I have to myself. I step into my other life.
Nursing.
I love going to work. I enjoy my job. Snot, poop, complaints and even the crazies. I know what you are thinking. “You only work one day a flippin’ week.” Gimme a break, […]