I know some of you have made this type of list before, I just have to flippin’ vent, so here it goes……

1. Wake up to The Babe playing in my nose holes, yes I know they are called nostrils.

2. Go get The Big Guy up, he fell asleep on the couch after letting the dogs out at 4 A.M..

3. Wash face, brush teeth, pull hair up and get dressed, shower comes later after elliptical.

4. Get The Babe dressed.

5. Make two of the four beds.

6. Fold laundry that was in the dryer, damn is it wrinkly, maybe The big Guy does have a somewhat valid complaint.

7. Load washer and run it through.

8. Get The Boss and M3 up, get them dressed.

9. Make the remaining two beds, complete with a sheet change on one, did someone pee in here? Change it just in case!

10. Do The tribe’s hair, get their teeth brushed.

11. Switch clothes from washer to dryer. Isn’t it glamorous?

12. Go down and make lunches.

13. Get breakfast on table, well hardly breakfast, left over munchkins and yogurt. Oh well.

14. Clean up dog shat! Life is beautiful.

15. The clan is arriving, aka my nephews.

16. Unload the dishwasher.

17. TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

18. Finish feeding all five kids.

19. Load the dishes up.

20. Fix a clogged toilet, thanks to The Boss. How much toilet paper does one child need?

21. To be honest, yell a little. Why is running and jumping off the end of the couch a good idea?

22. Fix a coat hook in the mudroom, once again thanks to the impatience of The Boss.

23. Call in prescriptions needed.

24. Feed the dogs. They are the shitinist group of dogs I have ever met. I know, not really a word.

25. Pack up car for morning errands.

26. Clean up pee in living room, no, not The babe’s. This was thanks to the little mongrel, Dexi.

27. Gather library books.

28. Walk The Boss to the bus top.

29. Hunt to find M3 something for show and tell. I think we have showed everything over the last two years, including one of mommy’s nighties, sans my knowledge!

30. Complete a test in The Nursing Spectrum for 1.5 CE credits.

31. Beg the remaining four to put their shoes and jackets on, why can I still find no socks. Damn it!!!

32. Get them loaded up in the caravanarama.

33. Get myself a diet coke, my guilty pleasure in the A.M., if this keeps up it could become a fifth. Just kiddin’, I think. LOL.

Eight A.M. And we’re off! Well, I guess I feel better now. Thanks for listening to my ding dang list.

By the way, due to popularity, I am going to try to use the term “wet fart” more often. Hahahaha.

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