Return Of The Wet Fart Tag!!!
Published Date: March 12th, 2007Category: Family Life, The Big Guy, Funny Stuff
“I love The Big Guy, I love The Big Guy, I love the Big Guy.” I am repeating this over and over so what I have to share with you doesn’t alter my admiration for him. Yeah, he has been annoying, gross, and cute all in the same day. Now, be gentle, he has been sick and doesn’t feel well at all, puke and poops. He is a shell of a man, all greasy haired, stinky breathed, pale faced, smelly assed with pants that could walk on their ow
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This is a list of 5 quotes that The Big Guy has used in the last 24 hours:
1. Cute one- “Damn, you are the TMZ of diabetes, I am proud of you, you interviewed a D list celebrity, I haven’t even done that yet.” He was trying to make me feel good, he is so damn adorable some times. He even bragged about me to his mom.
2. Annoying one- “My belly still hurts, I still don’t feel well.” That is the nineteenth time he has said that now, I..don’t..care!
3. Gross one- “My shit is water still, do you want to see it?” Now that is freakin’ sexy.
4. Annoying one- ” I think I lost 10 pounds, yeah, the scale says it, do you see a difference?” Hell, I have been trying to lose 10 pounds now for 2 months and that bitch goes and throws up for 2 days and drops the weight like nothing. Now, I am pissed to shit. He will pay for this!!!!
This is the big kahuna, the big mamma, the mother of all disgusting, gross phrases. My Big Guy who stands 6′6″ and is a muscular 250 lbs says to me:
5. “I just farted and it was a wet one, I think I shit my pants. Oh, wet fart, I need to change my underwear.” Damn skippy, he used the word wet fart. By the way, this is the second occurrence of such over last 2 days. OMG, he is so damn gross!!!!!
How many days will it take to get that picture out of my head? Ain’t no lovin’ going on in this neck of the woods any time soon. That sick bastard!
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3 Responses to “Return Of The Wet Fart Tag!!!”
We have the same husband.
I think many of us married the same guy, actually. Does your husband call in the bathroom to look at the “bowlwrappers” too? I do not need to see how long his shit is.
Hope he gets better soon. For YOUR sake! xoxo
To MamaLee, I don’t give a shit how big his terd is, how much vomit is in the toilet or the color of his wet fart! I get enough of that at work.
Amen.