Is That A Banana In Your Pocket?
Ok good news. First, m
y mom had her knee replaced this AM and it went well, I just talked to her and she is gorked up on Dilaudid, some fine medication! I hope she is nice to those nurses and doesn’t give them a hard time, I told her they would medicate her ass into sleep if she does, just kidding!!!! Second, apparently The Big Guy still has it. A nice lady hit on him at lunchtime, to bad she was 75 +years old. She eyed him up and down and asked what size he wore, and told him he was the best lookin’ guy in the place. By the way, I could see her cataracts they were so thick! Haha.
Funny news now, well actually funny story. I took the younger part of The Tribe and The clan, my 2 nephews, to Costco at lunchtime. I had to return some clothes and The Big Guy met us there for lunch. I know, how freakin’ cute. He would never admit it but he just can’t get enough of me, LOL!!!! Of course I made 3 bathroom breaks, why the hell not. Why can’t they all pee at the same time? So, in the bathroom with The Babe and my oldest nephew, Chub Rock (he is 31/2 and 30 lbs, so not so much chubby!), we had an Anatomy lesson:
The Babe: Screams, “I go pee pee in potty, my ghina go pee pee, it smells, it smell nasty”.
Mommy: “Shh, keep your voice down, we will take a bath when we get home. Make sure you wipe good”.
Chub Rock: Who is now taking his turn, “I go pee pee to, but my pee pee comes out my wienie. See.” To The Babe.
The Babe: Loudly screamimg: “Ooohh, His penish is gross, not like daddy’s (I should hope not), his wienie is white.” I have no idea what the hell she is talking about, my husband is of English decent, but whatever.
Chub Rock: “Aunt Kendra (I should have just told him to be quiet at that point) my wienie is straight in the morning when I get up. It sticks out like this (pulling his poor little doohicky in all directions)”.
Mommy: “Shhh, we will discuss this later (holding back laughter).”
The Babe: “I want a wienie like his, no more ghina (sweet mother of pearl, why me?).”
We come out of the stall and I have 3 older ladies just shaking their heads, I honestly think they were disgusted with me. Like I can control what comes out of the mouths of 2 little snot noses. I so wish The Big Guy would have taken them to the bathroom, he would have had a frickin’ heart attack. Why do us Mommies get all the fun?
March 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
She was no older than 72 and you know it! This whole blogging about the same thing on our own blogs is getting scary. We need to coordinate, or at least get our stories straight first
March 20th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
@steve :i was here first, you take your blog and go play over there.
March 20th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Haha! So funny…
Glad your mom’s knee replacement surgery went well. My dad a hip replacement at the end of January and he is doing fantastic… I hope your mom has a speedy recovery, as well!
- Jane, Pinks & Blues Girls
March 21st, 2007 at 7:20 am
My son’s morning wood TOTALLY freaks me out!! I just can’t deal with it, especially since he gets some sort of perverse pleasure from flaunting it. He is very pro-nudity around here. I’m afraid my girls are gonna be less than impressed by their mates’ wacky package when they get older. They’ve already seen the whole kit n’ caboodle!
March 21st, 2007 at 8:59 am
proof it is innate, they are proud even as boys.
March 21st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Dilaudid is GOOD. And I LOVE the wienie talk! And my son is hung like a BEAR! I need to tell you of some conversations WE’VE had here..lol
LOVE it!
March 21st, 2007 at 10:01 am
It’s like they planned that to mess with you. Hilarious!
March 21st, 2007 at 10:42 am
sometimes i feel like i am on candid camera, i swear the big guy upstairs is laughing at me
April 13th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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