DoggyMama wrote a funny post about search terms used by readers to stumble upon her site. Flippin’ funny! The Big Guy and I always have a good laugh when we index our site stats to see what was searched to reach my Gaga site. Yes, this is considered our smokin’ hot foreplay. LOL.

First of all, before I write the list, I need to share with you this very big secret, Kendra James is a porn star. To bad that aint me! Yes, I share a name with a very lovely, wholesome, young nasty ass girl who is featured in many XXX films.

Kendra James is apparently a popular name though, many searches for it. There was also a famous police brutality case in California a few years back. The unfortunate girls name was, yes you guessed it, Kendra James. Again, obviously not me, but very busy on the search engines.

Now on to Gaga for Lulu. Damn, even I cringed at some of the search terms. What in the hell do I write about? My kids will think I am more than crazy one day when they peruse through my babbling and rants of what I call writing!

Here we go:

1. penish medicine- I suggest you sterilize with alcohol and put that thing away for a while!

2. redheads and sex- Yes, redheads do everything better and yes, the carpet matches the drapes! Hahaha.

3. MILF- The Big Guy thinks so. Haven’t taken a poll lately, I will get back to you.

4. big butt chest explode- Big butt, check. Chest explode, nope. I have no flippin’ clue what the hell this person was looking for. But I would venture to guess some very wrong pictures. LOL.

5. little nappie girl models- Sick mother fuddrucker!!!!

6. baby has red hair, does it change- What is wrong with a little carrot top?

7. pee nighties- ????

8. belly hurts when going poop- Well then, my advice is, push it on out. Have yourself a good one. I could give you The Big Guy’s number to offer some strategies!

9. did lulu get a nose job?- I don’t know. Does she need one?

10. pee accidents in the car- Not since I was 19 and inebriated out of my mind. I might have eatin’ some mushrooms that went bad that night also. Oh hell, those were the days. We had so much flippin’ fun. (don’t judge, life is short, I am a good girl now though)

11. pabst smir- Not my favorite activity or beer.

and 12. hot moms in keds- No, I don’t own a pair, but I am one hot smokin’ fine ass mamma who likes a little lovin’. Haha.

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