Archive for March, 2007

Do Poop Doctors Make House Calls?

Published Date: March 22nd, 2007
Category: Gaga For Lulu, Family Life, The Big Guy

Why is The Big Guy so damn difficult at times? All I want is some cooperation, but no, he has to push the envelope and irritate the flippin’ shiznit out of me. I wonder where M3 gets it from? Men are just a different breed sometimes. Don’t get me wrong I […]

A couple quick freakin’ questions before I head out on my next expedition:
1. Are spaghettio’s considered a real lunch?
2. How can The Babe draw a mural on the wall 3 feet from where I am sitting without me seeing her?
3. Why does the sound of M3’s voice sound like fingernails across a […]

Ok good news. First, my mom had her knee replaced this AM and it went well, I just talked to her and she is gorked up on Dilaudid, some fine medication! I hope she is nice to those nurses and doesn’t give them a hard time, I told her they would medicate her […]

The Big Guy can still surprise me every now and then. He holds a full time day job contracted to US Army as an IT type project manager. He has also had a company on the side for the last 3 years, a web development, SEO, web commerce type thing. Well, this […]

I can’t believe I am writing about this. It is somewhat embarrassing, but as you all know, I am as real as real gets! I had an appointment with my internist on Friday AM. He is this cute little guy, only a few years older than me, 3 kids, 5′4″ and about […]

Oh Thank Heaven, Seven Eleven!

Published Date: March 18th, 2007
Category: Gaga For Lulu, Funny Stuff

My hair is 80% fixed. Edward scissorhands came on over and spent 3 hours trying to fix her big ol’ boo boo. It is looking much better, a little darker than my real color but not pink, magenta, fuchsia or violet. And that is a freakin’ miracle. She […]

The Big Guy gave me 5 minutes of his precious ass time. It was at the beginning of the Maryland game, so he gets a big ol’ flipin’ star. Turn your volume up and laugh away. Yes, I was born and raised outside “Balmore”. And yes, The Tribe has my nasally […]

Are You My Babies Mamma?

Published Date: March 17th, 2007
Category: Family Life, Marsha, The Big Guy

M3: “Dexi, get of off Cleo!!!! Daddy, Dexter is trying to jump up on Cleo’s back.”
Mommy and Big Guy: “Hahahahahaha, they are just playing”
Mommy: “Dexter, put that pink ham rocket thing away, you are so gross.”
The Big Guy: “Dexi, you make me proud”
Whatever, another Saturday morning in The Crazy household. […]

Ah, poopy paradise was a hell of a good time once again. Even with my ding dang purple hair. We had a good line up for playing hard ball. It was one of those days where you would usually hold your pee for 4 hours. I say usually due to the […]

Who’s A MILF? This Lady!!!

Published Date: March 16th, 2007
Category: The Big Guy, Funny Stuff

You asked for it! Here I am, violet hair, pasty skin, dark circles and all. Be gentle, it was after working 13 hours in poopy paradise with 3 hours of sleep under my belt.

You can’t get the full effect! It is brighter in person. Damn skippy.

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