I will state a disclosure: It was not her fault!
With that being said, I have frickin’ violet hair. I am a natural redhead, pretty, not too orange. I usually get blond highlights in the summer and in the winter highlights and lowlights with a darker red. My skin gets so damn […]

The Big Guy scared the shit out of me last night. We had a relatively easy bedtime. The Tribe was asleep by 7:45 PM. I know, what the hell? Beats the bageezies out of me! Then of course I watched a very painful American Idol. The Big […]

M3: “Why is your butt so big, I can play on it like a drum, boom, boom, boom. It has dimples like sissy’s cheeks?”
The Babe: “Oooh, your ghina is yucky, why dere hair like dat? It is naaaasssty.”
M3: (staring at the ol’ taters) “Why are your nipplees so big, they […]

“I love The Big Guy, I love The Big Guy, I love the Big Guy.” I am repeating this over and over so what I have to share with you doesn’t alter my admiration for him. Yeah, he has been annoying, gross, and cute all in the same day. Now, be gentle, […]

Here’s the deal, I have been up for almost 40 hours. I worked night-shift at the ol’ poopy paradise on Saturday night. I didn’t get a nap on Saturday afternoon because we took The Tribe to the circus. The Big Guy laughed and smiled like a child, very cute indeed! We […]

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It went something like this….
The Babe: Sleeping on the couch at, you guessed it 5:15 PM.
Mommy: “You want to go to Chili’s for dinner?”
The Big guy: “Are you freakin’ kidding me? She’s asleep over there.”
The Boss and M3: “Yeah, Yeah, we want to go.” ( To The Babe), “Get up, […]

I think I am hormonal today. I even had a good cry, thank you very much Oh The Joys (by the way, this is one of my favorite sites). Every once and a while I reflect on the birth of The Babe. It was 2 1/2 years ago and I still remember it […]

Tonight, as I am sitting here contemplating whether or not to eat dinner, I fed The Tribe left overs earlier, I am pondering a plethora of things. Oh dingity dang, what is wrong with my brain that I wonder such questions?
1. Why is my middle boy dog licking my oldest girl dog’s “ghina”?
2. […]

So sorry it has been a while, but life can really get hairy sometimes. I tried to write yesterday a total of five times. Yeah, it was one of those days where I wondered who invaded my body and took over with crazy, irrational thoughts. I think I was totally flippin’ nuts […]