Let me break it down for you, 4:23 AM, in our little corner of the world…
“What in the shit is that noise?”
“That would be your f’in’ bird sanctuary!”
“Huh, oh for the love of…”
“Um huh, sanctuary at Devonshire (our street name)”
“Why the hell are the birds up at this hour, damn, do they all live outside […]

Do you think I suffer from that fatigue syndrome? I swear, I am always freakin’ tired. Yawn, yawn, yawn. Maybe I have a neurological problem or something? I seriously have to drag my big ol’ ass out of bed every morning. Gone are the days of popping up before the […]

There are so many things floating around in my crazy ass head right now. I worked today in good ol’ poopy paradise and had a shitin’ good time. Good fellow health care professionals working alongside me and we even got free grub from Boston Market at lunchtime. We had an in-service and […]

Anyone out there have any romance going on right now? If you do, screw you! Haha. Yeah, it is about gone right now up in our neck of the woods. I think it is part tiredness, part laziness and a huge part Effexor. I have NO sex drive. I […]

I haven’t bitched about The Big Guy for quite some time now. He has been more than “good”. I think as he gets older he settles more and more into the routine of our life as we know it. BUT he pissed me off a short bit ago. Maybe it is […]

“Birfdee party in the park, yeeeah. We have a parrrtyyy!” goes The Babe.
Earth Day in the park would be what she was talking about. It was gorgeous out, 80 degrees and sunny! My sis and her two boys came with us. The Big Guy even went along for the flippin’ ride! […]

Now it is my turn….The Big Guy will ask me five questions, to which I will give my best educated, well thought-out freakin’ answers!
Here it goes…
1. Who is tops on your “5 celebrities list I get a free pass for” list now?
2. What is my most redeeming feature?
3. Why don’t you […]

Over the lunch table…
M3: “How do we get babies in our belly?”
Mommy: OMG, “What do you mean?”
M3: “When we are grown up and want babies, how are they put in there?”
The Babe: Pointing to her belly, “Grow in your belly, naaassstty!”
Mommy: Blank stare and disbelief, “Well, when you get […]

“I faurrrted mommy”
“Uh huh, everyone farts”
“Ohhh, mommy your breath is naaasssstty, no talk now, brush teef”
Yup, that is what I woke up to. I felt like saying, “if you don’t like my breath, then go in your own freakin’ bed and sleep, you little….”. But I love that little boogie face, so I […]

First thing first, I am so saddened and appalled at what occurred at Virginia Tech today. I have shed some tears over this, it could be anywhere and happen to anyone. What the hell is wrong with god damn people? Excuse my language but come the shit on! Is so […]