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What The Hell Did You Eat For Dinner???

The Big Guy: “You are the most beautiful, wonderful women. You make all my dreams come true.

Mommy: “Uh huh, go on!”

The Big Guy: “I think you are smokin’ hot and want to ravage your body”

Mommy: “I know, please stop already!!”

The Big Guy: “You make my life complete you hot piece of….”

fart.jpg…..So it is only a daydream, but I swear he has said all of those words at some time over the last year! Like, “the coffee is smokin’ hot” and “stop already, you are annoying the shit out of me”! Anywho reality is…

The Big Guy: “I love this episode of South Park”

Mommy: “Uh huh”

The Big Guy: “Damn that smells”

Mommy: “You are a sick biatch”

The Big Guy: (trying to shove my head under the stanky ass covers) “How’s that one for ya?”

Mommy: “Hahahaha…heeheeheee…gross mother….”

Love is so grand! And I have myself one hot smokin’ man. LOL!

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 at 9:01 pm and is filed under Family Life, The Big Guy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “What The Hell Did You Eat For Dinner???”

  1. Doggy Mama Says:
    April 12th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    If anything determines “true love” it’s finding humor - and even love! - in our loved ones’ bodily functions!

  2. Adoringly M Says:
    April 13th, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    My husband once joked about doing that to me and her laughed…hehehe. Then I told him if he did I would stab him in the head…hehehe.

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