Gaga For Lulu

Now it is my turn….The Big Guy will ask me five questions, to which I will give my best educated, well thought-out freakin’ answers!

Here it goes…

1. Who is tops on your “5 celebrities list I get a free pass for” list now?

2. What is my most redeeming feature?

3. Why don’t you like movies? I mean, honestly. Normal people like to watch movies. Is your attention span that short?

4. If you have a choice of a last meal, what would it be?

5. What were you thinking when we bought our 3rd dog? I can’t stand the little f’er!

“He is such an asshole. I mean, come on, this is what he comes up with!” Here are the answer….

1. Oh boy, lemme think…I would have to say John Krasinski, that gangly, tall dorky m-f’er on the office. He is yummy in a weird, goofy way. But then again…Ron Livingston could come on over and….LOL!

2. Well, the one I can talk about in public? Haha. I would say your wit and charm. You are very empathetic also, very nice quality in a man.

3. You are a big fat puckering assholian!! I don’t like your stupid shitin’ movies jackass.

4. Salad with blue cheese dressing, french onion soup and an entire cheesecake. Oh yeah, and cherry coke zero to wash it down.

5. You are such a liar. First of all, you and the girls fell in love with the little shit and bought him. Second, you lay on the couch and in bed and rub his belly and cuddle with him, you big quack. Also, you love bragging about his junk, “Will you look at that little dogs wanger, I mean that is impressive, you know he takes after me!” Whatever Big Guy! Hee hee.

Well, did I answer with what he thought?

“You answered them like I thought, the first I knew, second yeah, third whatever, fourth uh huh and fifth, you are a liar!!”

And there you have it. By the way he couldn’t expand on his answers due to the fact that he was watching a very important movie, I mean groundbreaking, one of his faves, Bring It On. Uh huh, thats right, the cheerleading movie. Hahahahahheeheehehee. My hubby likes a cheerleading movie. Oh how I love that manly muscular tall handsome weenie! LOL.

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