Lookin’ For Some Hot Stuff Baby This Evening…Hot Stuff Baby Tonight!
Published Date: April 25th, 2007Category: Family Life, The Babe, The Big Guy, Funny Stuff, Opinions and Thoughts
Anyone out there have any romance going on right now? If you do, screw you! Haha. Yeah, it is about gone right now up in our neck of the woods. I think it is part tiredness, part laziness and a huge part Effexor. I have NO sex drive. I look at The Big Guy and think, hells yeah, but when it comes time to put the plan in motion I am like, “You want to play the massage game? I will do your feet, if you do mine”.
Which means we are relying solely on his sex drive! Well shit, hmmm, let me say it is less than stellar these days. “Do you wanna snuggle?” No you freak! I wanna do it! And I want to do it now, now come the hell on and get this party started. That would be what my brain is saying. My body is still laying there in the don’t even think about touching me position.
Can we please seal the deal? For the love of god, grant me some sex drive. Gimme that steamy, hot for you, you are so fine, I am going to ravish your body and take no prisoners kind of feeling that I long for! Ugh….come on Big Guy, take note and start your engines.
I am gonna buy him some Ginseng or something. Maybe some Red Bull! Maybe I will slip a little somepin’ in his drink. Well, I won’t go that far, but you get my drift.
If The Babe would go to bed and stay in her bed it would probably help. If we didn’t get up at the ass crack of dawn, didn’t have a tv in the bedroom and dumped our laptop it would probably help matters too. Oh, the joys of being 30 something with 3 little ones and zero sex drive. I’m stumped! LOL!
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7 Responses to “Lookin’ For Some Hot Stuff Baby This Evening…Hot Stuff Baby Tonight!”
The Big Guy is terribly upset. In his defense I do come to bed in his pajama bottoms, 3 sizes too big, old ratty ass t-shirts, hair in a ponytail and big ol’ fuzzy slippers. But still, I loooookkkk good, haha!!!
Lookin’ For Some Hot Stuff Baby This Evening…Hot Stuff Baby Tonight!…
“Do you wanna snuggle?” No you freak! I wanna do it! And I want to do it now, now come the hell on and get this party started….
no sex life here either. almost 3 weeks. hubby is in mississippi. but he should be back in 2 days. then i’ll take that “screw you” comment literally…LOL.
Little known fact the word “children” is the same as the word “contraception” in our house!
Anyhow I’ve always thought there is something kinda phoooowarrrr!! about women in oversized Pyjamas, although the fuzzy slippers are less appealing.
Max
SEX, now let me think…ummm… nope can’t remember when the last time was!! However, I can say that since the frequency has gone down the quality has gone way up. So what do you want, quantity or real good, toe-curling loving?!?! It’s comforting to know that others really are in the same boat. People always LIE on those surveys about sex and frequency. I think our lives are way more the norm!!!
Having a toddler still nipping at my boobs (Holy Moses, she’ll be TWO in July!!) pretty much saps me of all sexual energy. And my husband would probably die if he knew I admitted this to anyone, but he gets turned on pretending like we’re trying for another kid. Cripes! I am 29 with 3 kids ~ there’s no way in H-E- double hockey sticks I want another. As fertile as I am, I don’t even want to pretend!!
Back rubs are alright by me
Ugh, I know all about low sex drive and lack of romance. It’s tough sometimes with a little thing called life going on!