Underwear Is Sooo Over Rated!
Picture it……………..
Bridal shop looking for bridesmaid dresses for BFF wedding.
The babe, 2, M3, almost 5, Chubs, 3, and Tiny, 1….and Mommy.
Dresses everywhere.
One kid with pants pulled down and “ghina” showing, screaming, “mommee, I godda peeeee”!
One kid peaking under dressing stall, perv, haha.
One kid rolling around, yelling, “yeyyow, yeyyyooowww”! (the name of is elephant toy that was in car)
And finally one kid who was commenting on the dresses and model in them, “mommy, that dress won’t close in the back, your too big for it, why don’t you have underwear on, look at your purple bra. Oh mommy, you wish you could be a princess like me, don’t you”?
You know what, you little…. “first, I couldn’t find clean undies quick enough this AM, so I went commando, second the dress I am trying on is a size 8, standard model size, my ass, and third, I was a damn princess about 8 years ago when I married your father and before I popped 3 kids out of my crouch in 3 years. So there”!!
No, I didn’t really say that out loud to my daughter, but I wanted to. I just said, “lower your voice, shhh, the whole world doesn’t need to know my business, now hush on up, pleeeaasse”! (with my teeth gritted and a smile on my face)
Oh the fun life we lead!















May 1st, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Underwear Is Sooo Over Rated!…
And finally one kid who was commenting on the dresses and model in them, “mommy, that dress won’t close in the back, your too big for it, why don’t you have underwear on, look at your purple bra. Oh mommy, you wish you could be a princess like me…
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:15 am
I sense some Princessness there! Story of my life, with 2 of those girlies here!
May 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Haha! Never a dull moment with kiddos, huh?
I don’t know where the heck the dressmakers get their sizing charts. Always WAY off.