Kids Say The Darndest Things…
Quotes from my ever so loving, honest to the bone, snot nosed lil’ones, better known as The Tribe…
“The helper at school, helped me tie my dress. She is skinny and soooo pretty, not like you…you are chunky, kinda more fat than her.”
“Why aren’t you pretty like Aunt Jessa. I want to look like her when I grow up!”
“Did you used to be smart when you were younger?”
“Daddeee is sooooo much more funner than you, he lets us watch loud movies and eat pizza. You are, like, a little boring.”
“It’s soooo gross that we came out your ghina, it is so nasty and stuff.”
And finally, the big wiener today…
“I wish Mom Mom was our mommy!”
Oh, that last one got me right in the freakin’ gut. M3 was referring to my mother in law, little shit! You know how that goes though, she lets them do whatever the hell they want. I guess I would prefer total whatever the shit I want over rules too. But honestly, couldn’t she have picked someone else. Sweet mother of pearl!
Ugh, I can’t win! But my job is to make sure that those little brats learn to listen well, be respectful and have some type of morals and social graces.
Now, I must run because my youngest feminine angel is wrestling my eldest on the front lawn, screaming at the top of her lungs. Lil’ booger head!!!!
May 8th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I feel bad laughing at these, they are hilarious - of course it’s really easy to laugh about it all without having to deal with it :-p
May 11th, 2007 at 5:47 am
Hey, you’re lucky! My kids just straight up call me a bitch.
I’m kidding!
Ummm, happy Mother’s Day? :-/