Does Oxi Clean Work On Skid Marks?
Published Date: May 15th, 2007Category: Family Life, Funny Stuff
The mall at dinner time in the very crowded food court…
The Babe sits in her chair and puts her feet up on the table, I gaze in her direction. One second to late, for The Boss and M3 had already seen what I did.
M3: “Ew, Ali has her ghina hangin’ out”
The Boss: “Where is your panties Ali?”
Laughter between the 2 of them while I try to quiet The Tribe down so the freakin’ attention can die down and I can get to the bottom of the situation.
Mommy: “Ali, where are your panties? Look at me, in a quiet voice, what did you do with your panties?”
The Babe: “Put em over there”
Mommy: “Where?”
M3 and The Boss: “Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”
The Babe: “Right there (pointing), on the stwoller”
Good God ya’all, the child had hung her crusty, skid mark panties right over the handle of the stroller! Funny as shit, but ever so embarrassing. I love being a mommy!
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2 Responses to “Does Oxi Clean Work On Skid Marks?”
I am sorry to say that I can totally relate to this one!! My youngest has a habit of doing something similar - she decides to leave hers on the bathroom floor at her school, the gymnastics center, the back seat of the car - you name it.
We have to teach these girls to keep their panties on - no matter what!!;-)
Thanks for the giggle today.
PS - I still owe you an email on an evaluation of your site for linking to me around the 100 mark. Bear with me.
I already have a stripper, at 4. NOT looking forward to what she does as a teenager!!