Why are some women just plain out shitty? Do they have to look at me like I am a gruesome, nasty ass ogre or something? Seriously, one day I am going to walk right on up to them and say, “Do I have a booger or something I don’t know about. Is my nipple hanging out? Or do you always look like you are smelling shit?”
What do you think they would do?
Honestly, at swim practice, which is every night by the way so I am familiar looking to these caddy ass mom’s, there are a couple of women that look you up and down with this look of utter disgust on their faces. Of course, I am obnoxious and smile back even bigger and make sure I say hi, but I would like to round up a bunch of us ogre moms and kick some mean ass! Want to join me?
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You Aint’ No Paris Hilton!…
Why are some women just plain out shitty? Do they have to look at me like I am a gruesome, nasty ass ogre or something?…
Oh, the days of swim practice and bitchy moms. There were two, specifically, that had their own little clique and hellions for children. OMG! They made Jacob look like a saint. Always came decked out in their finest. In an indoor pool. Where the friggin’ humidity was 90%!
I hate when people judge someone on their looks, it is done on base. I guess somehow (probably name brand clothes) you are judged by what ya wear, whether or not you are high class or not.