Picture this… my sister and I had the 5 kids at the beach, my 3 girls and her 2 boys.  A few days of group baths and washing sand out of cracks that we didn’t even realized existed.  We even got the good ol’ commentary from my older 2.  You know, “your ninnies are smaller than my mom’s but your ghina is bigger.  And there is always, “mommy, why is your butt so much bigger than aunt J’s, and it has more smiley face dimples”.

You got to love kids.  But the best was when I turned the corner to the back bedroom and I saw my youngest having her first gynecological exam.  Now that is a bit of an exaggeration.  The other 4 kiddies were about a foot from her private area just looking away.  And she was giving commentary, “this is my ghina and this is my sweet cheeks and this is my other hole that poopy comes out of”.

Needless to say I stopped the anatomy lesson right then and there while holding back my “holy shit that is so damn funny” laughter.  So everyone goes on their merry ways and we get dressed, do dinner and decide to walk across the street to make a sundae.  And that is when we heard it.  It was clear as day.  It was as loud as a bomb and as funny as I don’t know what.  My youngest lil’ nephew, not even 2, decided to share a little something with the whole damn store…

“My ghina is as big as mommies.  My ghina is right here”

And as he is pointing, we are trying to sush him up.  The whole store is staring and half of the people are laughing.  The other half is looking at us like we should be in jail.  My sis and I are laughing our very tired asses off and when we suggest to my nephew to quiet down and that he is a boy and doesn’t have a ghina.  He becomes louder and more persistent. After 5 minutes he is screaming…

“I want a ghina like my mommies.  Mines a ghina tooooooo!”

Kids are great.  Oh the joys of parenting.  All we could do is laugh and walk the kids back to our place and drink a very big ass bottle of wine!  Ahhh… vacation.

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