I must state that “I do love my dogs”. Not quite like I did before kids, but I am still fond of them. And my kids looovvvveee the dogs, all 3 of them! Especially that little shit, Dexie. He would be the woolly wire hair black and tan piebald mini dachshund. Yes, that is a real name and a pure bread mongrel. He is a treat. And he is currently attempting to lick my face and get his little ass under my arm for some love. Are you kidding, I don’t even have any “love” for The Big Buy tonight.

This is so disgusting, funny, and bizarre all in one. A short while ago I was laying on the sofa with The Big Guy watching some pre season football and Dexie was biting at his tail and acting like a, for lack of a better word, sped! He was running in circles, grunting and pulling at his furry ass tail. So, like a good doggy mommy I decided to actually check what was going on. After all, he had been carrying on all night long. Well, guess what? He had a juniper branch, I had trimmed some bushes earlier today, with all of it’s pine and berries intact half stuck up his ass, half embedded in his tail hair. I pulled it on out ever so gently and needless to say, Dexie is one happy boy! he is all, “thank god this women pulled this frickin’ hard ass stick out of my hole”.

“That is right Dexie, would daddy have done that?” Who’s your momma???? hahaha.

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