OMG, There Was A Stick Up His Assholian!
I must state that “I do love my dogs”. Not quite like I did before kids, but I am still fond of them. And my kids looovvvveee the dogs, all 3 of them! Especially that little shit, Dexie. He would be the woolly wire hair black and tan piebald mini dachshund. Yes, that is a real name and a pure bread mongrel. He is a treat. And he is currently attempting to lick my face and get his little ass under my arm for some love. Are you kidding, I don’t even have any “love” for The Big Buy tonight.
This is so disgusting, funny, and bizarre all in one. A short while ago I was laying on the sofa with The Big Guy watching some pre season football and Dexie was biting at his tail and acting like a, for lack of a better word, sped! He was running in circles, grunting and pulling at his furry ass tail. So, like a good doggy mommy I decided to actually check what was going on. After all, he had been carrying on all night long. Well, guess what? He had a juniper branch, I had trimmed some bushes earlier today, with all of it’s pine and berries intact half stuck up his ass, half embedded in his tail hair. I pulled it on out ever so gently and needless to say, Dexie is one happy boy! he is all, “thank god this women pulled this frickin’ hard ass stick out of my hole”.
“That is right Dexie, would daddy have done that?” Who’s your momma???? hahaha.
August 13th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Creates a new meaning for “whadayou GOT, a stick up your ass?”
Good mama. Only a good mama will pull a stick out of a hairy beast to get some sugar from the same beast.
September 3rd, 2007 at 3:16 pm
This reminds me of a summer day a few years ago. One of my kitties go into the Rubbermaid bin full of Christmas present decorations. Ate some red ribbon, at some point later tried to poo, then ran around the entire house with a red ribbon covered in poo hanging out of her butt. She apparently thought something was chasing her. Try cleaning THAT mess up when you have a job orientation in less than an hour!
Ah, animals.