Here A Tinkle, There A Tinkle, Everywhere A Tinkle Tinkle…
Published Date: August 15th, 2007Category: Family Life, Funny Stuff
Picture it… 5PM…Chik-fil-a…my sister’s boys and my girls in the play tubes…the door swings open…
The Boss, “Moooommmmmmmm, Ali peed in the tubes and she is sitting in it!!!!!!”
Mommy, “Ssshhhhhh, I’m coming, hold on a sec”
M3, “Moommmmyyyy, Ali peed all over the tubes and she woon’t come down!”
My nephew, “Aunt K, Ali is sitting in her tinkle. And she peed a whole lot!”
Mommy (very quietly under my breath while I am entering the play tubes), “Thank you guys and shut the hizell up, the whole damn place does not need to know. Why me???? Why not when daddy has them out. Now that would be funny!”
By this time I am half way up the tubes with 1000 napkins in my hands and a roll of Lysol wipes. And my, oh my are those tubes a tight fit for a big ol’ 5′9″ mommy! So yeah, I had to strip The Babe down and wipe all the very warm, stinky pee pee up. Then I lysol’ed her legs, feet and the entire tube area that got the “shower”.
So, do I tell the very old, frail, pale, partially blind, hard of hearing, cute as hell old lady that is wiping tables down to climb her skinny butt up there and give it a once over? Of course not, I get on back up there and clean the hell out of that thing. It was probably the first time it has been wiped down in a year. Hell, Chik-fil-a should be thanking my little devil and giving us a free milkshake. Their tubes are officially clean now!!! Haha.
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