Do You Understand The Words Comin’ Outta My Mouth???
Sunday, November 25th, 2007It’s been a freakin’ long time, huh? How the hell are y’all? I’ve been wanting to write for days, hell weeks, but I haven’t managed to scrounge up more than a few minutes. But tonight I have exactly 4.3 minutes so here we go…
Top five quotes from my house over the last week…
1. “Mommy, I can’t get the thingie outta my ghina.”
2. “Mommy, Syd drew a picture of a wienie.”
3. “What happens when we die?”
4. “Mommy, you used to be sooooo pretty. Now you’re kinda okay.”
And the best was from The Big Guy while he was laying on the bathroom floor after drinking 3 bottles of wine with my sisters on Thanksgiving. Oh boy what a fun night, but at least it gave me a couple of good laughs…
5. “I know you want me. Look at me. I’m hoooottttt!”