It’s been a freakin’ long time, huh? How the hell are y’all? I’ve been wanting to write for days, hell weeks, but I haven’t managed to scrounge up more than a few minutes. But tonight I have exactly 4.3 minutes so here we go…
Top five quotes from my house over the last week…
1. “Mommy, […]

M3- Mommy, my head hurts and my throat is sore
Mommy- You will be ok, you have missed a lot of school this year, just try to make it through the day, you look pretty!
M3- (with total attitude) Fine, but my head hurts and you get to take “Mowtwrin ” when your head hurts can I […]

The weather has finally changed as of this morning. It is 65 degrees, rainy and breezy. Yee ha! No more air conditioner. Two days ago it was still 95 degrees, in October in the mid-Atlantic, go figure. The windows are cracked and it feels fabulous inside.
Now, get rid of the rain and […]

You want to know how we just spent our Friday evening? Emptying 45 gallons of water out of our air unit. So damn fun! The Big Guy and I both look like we took a swim. But hell no it is not water, it is sweat. Gross!!!
I so hope […]

Every time I hear this song I tear up. Some days, much like today, you feel like you want to put your head through the wall. I found myself saying, “just go play” 100 times today. Bad mommy indeed, lol. Seriously though, they do grow up too damn fast and then […]

How was your High School 2 experience? Ahh… Troy and Gabriella. I actually giggled when they kissed at the end, which I had to explain to my girls was ONLY something that older teenagers around 18 years old do. Ha, right? I might as well try to put some morals and […]

Picture it… 5PM…Chik-fil-a…my sister’s boys and my girls in the play tubes…the door swings open…
The Boss, “Moooommmmmmmm, Ali peed in the tubes and she is sitting in it!!!!!!”
Mommy,  “Ssshhhhhh, I’m coming, hold on a sec”
M3,  “Moommmmyyyy, Ali peed all over the tubes and she woon’t come down!”
My nephew,  “Aunt K, Ali is sitting in her […]

I am in one of those moods. You know all reflective and stuff? The one’s where I get all choked up when I look at my kids and think that they came from me and The Big Guy. This doesn’t happen often, believe me! But I guess I will just go […]

5 top ways to realize that someone has children- in pictures…
1. The bed in the master bedroom at any given point of the day! Yes, that is one huge pile of clothes.  And no, I am  not embaressed.
2. The art work I own.  Uh huh, that is actually a pantry door!
3. That is a… […]

I have 2 funny things to share with you … One is a story and one is just a haha you’re so unlucky everyday of your life kind of thing.
1. This is the unfortunate happenings one, obviously. I look like that character in the Goonies. You know Sloth. The one […]