It’s been a freakin’ long time, huh? How the hell are y’all? I’ve been wanting to write for days, hell weeks, but I haven’t managed to scrounge up more than a few minutes. But tonight I have exactly 4.3 minutes so here we go…
Top five quotes from my house over the last week…
1. “Mommy, […]

Picture this… The Big Guy, all 6′6″ of him, standing there watching the ladies dance… with each other. Um-huh, with each other and in no way do I mean a friendly be boppin’ kinda way but a bump and grindin’ kind of way!
Yes, The Big Guy and I had a date night on Sunday […]

You wanna know true love? My hubby bought me yeast infection cream and “applicator thingies” (as he says) tonight at the Target pharmacy! Uh huh, apparently he slapped the big ass blue and white box right on up there and said, “hold on, I need to grab something else real quick”. He […]

How was your High School 2 experience? Ahh… Troy and Gabriella. I actually giggled when they kissed at the end, which I had to explain to my girls was ONLY something that older teenagers around 18 years old do. Ha, right? I might as well try to put some morals and […]

Picture it… 5PM…Chik-fil-a…my sister’s boys and my girls in the play tubes…the door swings open…
The Boss, “Moooommmmmmmm, Ali peed in the tubes and she is sitting in it!!!!!!”
Mommy,  “Ssshhhhhh, I’m coming, hold on a sec”
M3,  “Moommmmyyyy, Ali peed all over the tubes and she woon’t come down!”
My nephew,  “Aunt K, Ali is sitting in her […]

I must state that “I do love my dogs”. Not quite like I did before kids, but I am still fond of them. And my kids looovvvveee the dogs, all 3 of them! Especially that little shit, Dexie. He would be the woolly wire hair black and tan piebald mini dachshund. […]

Funny story, but first I have a question. Have you ever had that “together” time with your spouse, partner or whatever you call the other half that makes you whole, gag on that one, where you just can’t stop giggling? Actually it is more like laughing. I mean the kind of […]

I have 2 funny things to share with you … One is a story and one is just a haha you’re so unlucky everyday of your life kind of thing.
1. This is the unfortunate happenings one, obviously. I look like that character in the Goonies. You know Sloth. The one […]

Picture this… my sister and I had the 5 kids at the beach, my 3 girls and her 2 boys.  A few days of group baths and washing sand out of cracks that we didn’t even realized existed.  We even got the good ol’ commentary from my older 2.  You know, “your ninnies are smaller […]

I’m still alive!  I will back in full tomorrow.  It has been SO DAMN busy around these parts.  I miss your everyday happenings and hope to catch up on all tomorrow.  I have a lot to share too.  So, see ya on the flip side.