Why are some women just plain out shitty? Do they have to look at me like I am a gruesome, nasty ass ogre or something? Seriously, one day I am going to walk right on up to them and say, “Do I have a booger or something I don’t know about. Is […]

The Big Guy picks up the ringing phone…
“Mr J, this is the school nurse. I have K, aka The Boss, here in the office”
The Big Guy is rolling his eyes, “Is she okay?”
“Yes, she had a substitute teacher today and she sent her to my office because she was itchy”
“Does she have a rash?”
“No, […]

We are back from the beach in a wirl wind! We got back on Wednesday evening just in time for the Boss’ swim team’s practice and to unload 3 suitcases and umpteen toys. Of course, the pool was finally ready in our own backyard, only $500 in chemicals, but that is another story, […]

Well it’s been a while. We have been at the beach since Friday. The weather rocks and my diddy doo, aka M3, aka Sydney Claire is 5! Her birthday was Sunday and we celebrated in style.
She picked Outback for dinner and Maggie Moo’s for desert. OMG, it was too freakin’ good. Then […]

I have a question for all you out there? When do you have your, err… “together time”. I mean, seriously. I am so flippin tired after getting the kids to bed, ready for the next day, finishing work on the computer and wrapping up anything else that I need to that I […]

Why do some women like to pull each other down instead of lifting each other up? I am one of those people that tries to understand everyone, even if they offer the most extreme opinions and lifestyles from my own, I am open to their thoughts and ways. I may not agree and […]

Okay, I am going to paint you a funny, funny, but so lame picture. Did I mention that it is funny? Ugh, here it goes. I can’t believe I am putting this out there. Friday night at our house is so damn exciting. I am soaking in the tub, The […]

I took a little quiz , thanks to Hsien, for shits and giggles…. It was pretty dead on. Give it a go and let me know your results.

YELLOW

You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and […]

The mall at dinner time in the very crowded food court…
The Babe sits in her chair and puts her feet up on the table, I gaze in her direction. One second to late, for The Boss and M3 had already seen what I did.
M3: “Ew, Ali has her ghina hangin’ out”
The Boss: […]

So, you wanna know how old I am? Let’s just say that on Saturday night, while at the beach with my 2 good friends from college, we hunted down a Denny’s in the pouring down rain to chow down on some freakin’ pancakes! Uh huh, thats right! Cinco de Mayo and we […]