Quotes from my ever so loving, honest to the bone, snot nosed lil’ones, better known as The Tribe…
“The helper at school, helped me tie my dress. She is skinny and soooo pretty, not like you…you are chunky, kinda more fat than her.”
“Why aren’t you pretty like Aunt Jessa. I want to look like […]

Picture it……………..
Bridal shop looking for bridesmaid dresses for BFF wedding.
The babe, 2, M3, almost 5, Chubs, 3, and Tiny, 1….and Mommy.
Dresses everywhere.
One kid with pants pulled down and “ghina” showing, screaming, “mommee, I godda peeeee”!
One kid peaking under dressing stall, perv, haha.
One kid rolling around, yelling, “yeyyow, yeyyyooowww”! (the name of is elephant toy that […]

Anyone out there have any romance going on right now? If you do, screw you! Haha. Yeah, it is about gone right now up in our neck of the woods. I think it is part tiredness, part laziness and a huge part Effexor. I have NO sex drive. I […]

Now it is my turn….The Big Guy will ask me five questions, to which I will give my best educated, well thought-out freakin’ answers!
Here it goes…
1. Who is tops on your “5 celebrities list I get a free pass for” list now?
2. What is my most redeeming feature?
3. Why don’t you […]

Over the lunch table…
M3: “How do we get babies in our belly?”
Mommy: OMG, “What do you mean?”
M3: “When we are grown up and want babies, how are they put in there?”
The Babe: Pointing to her belly, “Grow in your belly, naaassstty!”
Mommy: Blank stare and disbelief, “Well, when you get […]

The Babe, M3 and I had another lunch date with The Big Guy today at the ever so exclusive fine dining picnic area of Costco. We try to take the 2 of them out once a month, since they are stuck at home with me all day long. Its no prison sentence, but […]

Ok, we are going to have some fun with The Big Guy. Get your minds out of the gutter, not that kinda fun, that will come later. Bow chicka bow….focus Kendra. If you all could see the “I am so not into this you are annoying me, why can’t you ever leave […]

Oh ,the Joys sent me this list of questions. I did offer in a round about way. Hell I’m not skerd. If anyone is game for a little trivia of their own let me know! I can cook up some good ones.
By the way, check out Oh, the Joys, she […]

More than a couple of questions popped in my crazy ass head this morning. Where to start, oh boy, oh boy , oh boy!
1. It is the first day of The Tribe’s spring break, so why the hell were they up by 6 AM?
2. Why am I so tired lately? (I am convinced […]

The Big Guy and I actually went out last night, just us, no kids, in a car, not a minivan! We met with some fellow bloggers that live in our area. Who had a better time? I would say The Big Guy. He got to conversate about advertising, marketing strategies and […]