Over the lunch table…
M3: “How do we get babies in our belly?”
Mommy: OMG, “What do you mean?”
M3: “When we are grown up and want babies, how are they put in there?”
The Babe: Pointing to her belly, “Grow in your belly, naaassstty!”
Mommy: Blank stare and disbelief, “Well, when you get […]

“I faurrrted mommy”
“Uh huh, everyone farts”
“Ohhh, mommy your breath is naaasssstty, no talk now, brush teef”
Yup, that is what I woke up to. I felt like saying, “if you don’t like my breath, then go in your own freakin’ bed and sleep, you little….”. But I love that little boogie face, so I […]

Last week I shared with you my boo hoo story about my doctors visit. The one where I started a new medicine for anxiety. Effexor to be exact. I have been totally flippin’ Effexorized. OMG, I am so much calmer. No more chest pains or crazy maniac yelling fits.
Thank the […]

A couple quick freakin’ questions before I head out on my next expedition:
1. Are spaghettio’s considered a real lunch?
2. How can The Babe draw a mural on the wall 3 feet from where I am sitting without me seeing her?
3. Why does the sound of M3’s voice sound like fingernails across a […]

M3: “Dexi, get of off Cleo!!!! Daddy, Dexter is trying to jump up on Cleo’s back.”
Mommy and Big Guy: “Hahahahahaha, they are just playing”
Mommy: “Dexter, put that pink ham rocket thing away, you are so gross.”
The Big Guy: “Dexi, you make me proud”
Whatever, another Saturday morning in The Crazy household. […]

M3: “Why is your butt so big, I can play on it like a drum, boom, boom, boom. It has dimples like sissy’s cheeks?”
The Babe: “Oooh, your ghina is yucky, why dere hair like dat? It is naaaasssty.”
M3: (staring at the ol’ taters) “Why are your nipplees so big, they […]

It went something like this….
The Babe: Sleeping on the couch at, you guessed it 5:15 PM.
Mommy: “You want to go to Chili’s for dinner?”
The Big guy: “Are you freakin’ kidding me? She’s asleep over there.”
The Boss and M3: “Yeah, Yeah, we want to go.” ( To The Babe), “Get up, […]

Tonight, as I am sitting here contemplating whether or not to eat dinner, I fed The Tribe left overs earlier, I am pondering a plethora of things. Oh dingity dang, what is wrong with my brain that I wonder such questions?
1. Why is my middle boy dog licking my oldest girl dog’s “ghina”?
2. […]

So sorry it has been a while, but life can really get hairy sometimes. I tried to write yesterday a total of five times. Yeah, it was one of those days where I wondered who invaded my body and took over with crazy, irrational thoughts. I think I was totally flippin’ nuts […]

Oh yeah, Saturday morning in good ol’ Baltimore City! The Big Guy, my sis and I tried to take The Pack to free admission day at the Baltimore Zoo. Well, to make a long story short, after close to two hours in the car we hadn’t even made it off of I-83. Apparently every other […]