Why do some women like to pull each other down instead of lifting each other up? I am one of those people that tries to understand everyone, even if they offer the most extreme opinions and lifestyles from my own, I am open to their thoughts and ways. I may not agree and […]

There are so many things floating around in my crazy ass head right now. I worked today in good ol’ poopy paradise and had a shitin’ good time. Good fellow health care professionals working alongside me and we even got free grub from Boston Market at lunchtime. We had an in-service and […]

So, it is 5 AM, I am trying to get motivated to get in shower. I don’t feel well. My nose has sufficiently ran all night, woke up with dried snot all over me and the pillow. How damn gross. My throat is on fire and chest feels like I am […]

“You only work 1 day a week!” Do you know how sick I am of hearing this. Now, if any of my fellow poopy paradise mates are reading this, be assured this is not directed at you. My mates that read this are not the ones that say these words in a […]

A couple quick freakin’ questions before I head out on my next expedition:
1. Are spaghettio’s considered a real lunch?
2. How can The Babe draw a mural on the wall 3 feet from where I am sitting without me seeing her?
3. Why does the sound of M3’s voice sound like fingernails across a […]

I can’t believe I am writing about this. It is somewhat embarrassing, but as you all know, I am as real as real gets! I had an appointment with my internist on Friday AM. He is this cute little guy, only a few years older than me, 3 kids, 5′4″ and about […]

Ah, poopy paradise was a hell of a good time once again. Even with my ding dang purple hair. We had a good line up for playing hard ball. It was one of those days where you would usually hold your pee for 4 hours. I say usually due to the […]

I will state a disclosure: It was not her fault!
With that being said, I have frickin’ violet hair. I am a natural redhead, pretty, not too orange. I usually get blond highlights in the summer and in the winter highlights and lowlights with a darker red. My skin gets so damn […]

Here’s the deal, I have been up for almost 40 hours. I worked night-shift at the ol’ poopy paradise on Saturday night. I didn’t get a nap on Saturday afternoon because we took The Tribe to the circus. The Big Guy laughed and smiled like a child, very cute indeed! We […]

So sorry it has been a while, but life can really get hairy sometimes. I tried to write yesterday a total of five times. Yeah, it was one of those days where I wondered who invaded my body and took over with crazy, irrational thoughts. I think I was totally flippin’ nuts […]