Do you ever feel like you blink and it is freakin’ Friday again? Seriously? Where the hell does the week go? Ugh, I just want to catch my breath. Okay, I will stop my bitching, I feel better already just having said that!
Once again, I feel as if I have been […]

Well ya’all, I am off to the beach for the weekend. Just me and my friend. I have known her for 13 years, lived with her in college. She played LAX also. She has 2 little ones and is just as super syked as I to get out of here […]

Picture it……………..
Bridal shop looking for bridesmaid dresses for BFF wedding.
The babe, 2, M3, almost 5, Chubs, 3, and Tiny, 1….and Mommy.
Dresses everywhere.
One kid with pants pulled down and “ghina” showing, screaming, “mommee, I godda peeeee”!
One kid peaking under dressing stall, perv, haha.
One kid rolling around, yelling, “yeyyow, yeyyyooowww”! (the name of is elephant toy that […]

Let me break it down for you, 4:23 AM, in our little corner of the world…
“What in the shit is that noise?”
“That would be your f’in’ bird sanctuary!”
“Huh, oh for the love of…”
“Um huh, sanctuary at Devonshire (our street name)”
“Why the hell are the birds up at this hour, damn, do they all live outside […]

Do you think I suffer from that fatigue syndrome? I swear, I am always freakin’ tired. Yawn, yawn, yawn. Maybe I have a neurological problem or something? I seriously have to drag my big ol’ ass out of bed every morning. Gone are the days of popping up before the […]

Anyone out there have any romance going on right now? If you do, screw you! Haha. Yeah, it is about gone right now up in our neck of the woods. I think it is part tiredness, part laziness and a huge part Effexor. I have NO sex drive. I […]

I haven’t bitched about The Big Guy for quite some time now. He has been more than “good”. I think as he gets older he settles more and more into the routine of our life as we know it. BUT he pissed me off a short bit ago. Maybe it is […]

“Birfdee party in the park, yeeeah. We have a parrrtyyy!” goes The Babe.
Earth Day in the park would be what she was talking about. It was gorgeous out, 80 degrees and sunny! My sis and her two boys came with us. The Big Guy even went along for the flippin’ ride! […]

Now it is my turn….The Big Guy will ask me five questions, to which I will give my best educated, well thought-out freakin’ answers!
Here it goes…
1. Who is tops on your “5 celebrities list I get a free pass for” list now?
2. What is my most redeeming feature?
3. Why don’t you […]

First thing first, I am so saddened and appalled at what occurred at Virginia Tech today. I have shed some tears over this, it could be anywhere and happen to anyone. What the hell is wrong with god damn people? Excuse my language but come the shit on! Is so […]