I have 2 funny things to share with you … One is a story and one is just a haha you’re so unlucky everyday of your life kind of thing.
1. This is the unfortunate happenings one, obviously. I look like that character in the Goonies. You know Sloth. The one […]

So, I’m gonna give you 5 reasons that I feel like putting my head through the wall. And I mean all the way through! Some days really suck…
1. The Babe’s 2nd set of tubes have fallen out and her right eardrum ruptured yesterday, which means I was up from 1 till 5:45 […]

I am headed for a breakdown. I can feel it coming. The tears are building up in my eyes, my anger is boiling over and I just want to hide beneath the covers.
The babe has had a fever all stinkn’ day and the only 2 hours she was good was when I had […]

I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but today while at Target with 2 of my girls and my 2 nephews I received several compliments…
“Do you see them? Look at how well behaved they are!”
“You must be quite the mommy, they are all so well behaved.”
“They are so beautiful, they all look just […]

A very Happy Mother’s Day to ya’all! I hope that each and every one of you are enjoying this big ol’ hallmark holiday, haha. No really, I wish you an enjoyable day. My lil’ Tribe just got back with some new sporty pajamas and perty smelling candles, and very wonderful cards, I’m […]

Quotes from my ever so loving, honest to the bone, snot nosed lil’ones, better known as The Tribe…
“The helper at school, helped me tie my dress. She is skinny and soooo pretty, not like you…you are chunky, kinda more fat than her.”
“Why aren’t you pretty like Aunt Jessa. I want to look like […]

Picture it……………..
Bridal shop looking for bridesmaid dresses for BFF wedding.
The babe, 2, M3, almost 5, Chubs, 3, and Tiny, 1….and Mommy.
Dresses everywhere.
One kid with pants pulled down and “ghina” showing, screaming, “mommee, I godda peeeee”!
One kid peaking under dressing stall, perv, haha.
One kid rolling around, yelling, “yeyyow, yeyyyooowww”! (the name of is elephant toy that […]

Do you think I suffer from that fatigue syndrome? I swear, I am always freakin’ tired. Yawn, yawn, yawn. Maybe I have a neurological problem or something? I seriously have to drag my big ol’ ass out of bed every morning. Gone are the days of popping up before the […]

Anyone out there have any romance going on right now? If you do, screw you! Haha. Yeah, it is about gone right now up in our neck of the woods. I think it is part tiredness, part laziness and a huge part Effexor. I have NO sex drive. I […]

I haven’t bitched about The Big Guy for quite some time now. He has been more than “good”. I think as he gets older he settles more and more into the routine of our life as we know it. BUT he pissed me off a short bit ago. Maybe it is […]