Over the lunch table…
M3: “How do we get babies in our belly?”
Mommy: OMG, “What do you mean?”
M3: “When we are grown up and want babies, how are they put in there?”
The Babe: Pointing to her belly, “Grow in your belly, naaassstty!”
Mommy: Blank stare and disbelief, “Well, when you get […]

“I faurrrted mommy”
“Uh huh, everyone farts”
“Ohhh, mommy your breath is naaasssstty, no talk now, brush teef”
Yup, that is what I woke up to. I felt like saying, “if you don’t like my breath, then go in your own freakin’ bed and sleep, you little….”. But I love that little boogie face, so I […]

So it went something like this:
Bow chicka bow bow, “together” time on the horizon!
The moves are being made, the lights are dimmed, music is on (ok, I am lying about all that but you get the fliipin’ idea) and all systems a go.
The Big Guy: “I hear feet” pitter pat coming down the hallway.
Mommy: […]

Turn up the sound and enjoy some pictures and a podcast from a nice Spring day in Maryland. Sometimes, life is flippin’ sweet!

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Last week I shared with you my boo hoo story about my doctors visit. The one where I started a new medicine for anxiety. Effexor to be exact. I have been totally flippin’ Effexorized. OMG, I am so much calmer. No more chest pains or crazy maniac yelling fits.
Thank the […]

A couple quick freakin’ questions before I head out on my next expedition:
1. Are spaghettio’s considered a real lunch?
2. How can The Babe draw a mural on the wall 3 feet from where I am sitting without me seeing her?
3. Why does the sound of M3’s voice sound like fingernails across a […]

Ok good news. First, my mom had her knee replaced this AM and it went well, I just talked to her and she is gorked up on Dilaudid, some fine medication! I hope she is nice to those nurses and doesn’t give them a hard time, I told her they would medicate her […]

I can’t believe I am writing about this. It is somewhat embarrassing, but as you all know, I am as real as real gets! I had an appointment with my internist on Friday AM. He is this cute little guy, only a few years older than me, 3 kids, 5′4″ and about […]

M3: “Why is your butt so big, I can play on it like a drum, boom, boom, boom. It has dimples like sissy’s cheeks?”
The Babe: “Oooh, your ghina is yucky, why dere hair like dat? It is naaaasssty.”
M3: (staring at the ol’ taters) “Why are your nipplees so big, they […]

It went something like this….
The Babe: Sleeping on the couch at, you guessed it 5:15 PM.
Mommy: “You want to go to Chili’s for dinner?”
The Big guy: “Are you freakin’ kidding me? She’s asleep over there.”
The Boss and M3: “Yeah, Yeah, we want to go.” ( To The Babe), “Get up, […]