Proud Mommy Moment, my eldest, The Boss is kicking some mean arse in the pool this season. Uh huh! She is doing great on her team and loving every moment of it. And she is now in the top 15 in the entire county, about 1000 swimmers overall, for her age group […]

I am headed for a breakdown. I can feel it coming. The tears are building up in my eyes, my anger is boiling over and I just want to hide beneath the covers.
The babe has had a fever all stinkn’ day and the only 2 hours she was good was when I had […]

The Big Guy picks up the ringing phone…
“Mr J, this is the school nurse. I have K, aka The Boss, here in the office”
The Big Guy is rolling his eyes, “Is she okay?”
“Yes, she had a substitute teacher today and she sent her to my office because she was itchy”
“Does she have a rash?”
“No, […]

A very Happy Mother’s Day to ya’all! I hope that each and every one of you are enjoying this big ol’ hallmark holiday, haha. No really, I wish you an enjoyable day. My lil’ Tribe just got back with some new sporty pajamas and perty smelling candles, and very wonderful cards, I’m […]

Quotes from my ever so loving, honest to the bone, snot nosed lil’ones, better known as The Tribe…
“The helper at school, helped me tie my dress. She is skinny and soooo pretty, not like you…you are chunky, kinda more fat than her.”
“Why aren’t you pretty like Aunt Jessa. I want to look like […]

Let me break it down for you, 4:23 AM, in our little corner of the world…
“What in the shit is that noise?”
“That would be your f’in’ bird sanctuary!”
“Huh, oh for the love of…”
“Um huh, sanctuary at Devonshire (our street name)”
“Why the hell are the birds up at this hour, damn, do they all live outside […]

Do you think I suffer from that fatigue syndrome? I swear, I am always freakin’ tired. Yawn, yawn, yawn. Maybe I have a neurological problem or something? I seriously have to drag my big ol’ ass out of bed every morning. Gone are the days of popping up before the […]

I haven’t bitched about The Big Guy for quite some time now. He has been more than “good”. I think as he gets older he settles more and more into the routine of our life as we know it. BUT he pissed me off a short bit ago. Maybe it is […]

“Birfdee party in the park, yeeeah. We have a parrrtyyy!” goes The Babe.
Earth Day in the park would be what she was talking about. It was gorgeous out, 80 degrees and sunny! My sis and her two boys came with us. The Big Guy even went along for the flippin’ ride! […]

Over the lunch table…
M3: “How do we get babies in our belly?”
Mommy: OMG, “What do you mean?”
M3: “When we are grown up and want babies, how are they put in there?”
The Babe: Pointing to her belly, “Grow in your belly, naaassstty!”
Mommy: Blank stare and disbelief, “Well, when you get […]